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Seth MacFarlane
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The 'Q' Man Loves Nobody
Quagmire:Baby, you were crazy if you thought I loved ya Cause the 'Q' Man loves nobody but himself. Patti:I never knew how twisted a fellow could be. Quagmire:Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee. Patti:Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience? Quagmire: Oh, sorry, babe, I wasn't listening, what? Patti: You really are total scum. If only you could see the man that you've become. Quagmire: Baby, you were crazy if you thought I loved ya Cause the 'Q' Man loves nobody, Patti: You really love nobody, Quagmire: And boy I mean nobody, Patti: And boy you mean nobody, Quagmire: But my own sweet flippin' self. All right, look, whatever your problem is, just get it off your breast-chest. Patti: I thought you gave me your heart. Quagmire: I gave you VD, isn't that enough? Patti: You said that we'd never part. Quagmire: Oh, I was just kidding. Patti: You gave me your lovers' vow. Quagmire: Ha! If you really thought I meant it, you oughtta get your head examined right now! Patti: You told me you'd never stray. Quagmire: Well, that's cause we hadn't had sex yet. Patti: And then you just walked away. Quagmire: Ain't I a stinker? Patti: Your attitude really stank! Quagmire: Look, you don't need to be a genius to see that I was giving you the yank yank! Patti: What else did you BS me about? Quagmire: Well, since you asked… Remember when I said I was going down the block To grab a couple boozers with a pal? Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Patti: Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet. Quagmire: No, I was at the women's shoe store looking at feet! Patti: What? Quagmire: Remember when I said I had a dental checkup? Well, let me say that I give quite a root canal. Heh, heh, all right. Patti: You promised me that you'd be true. Quagmire: Hey! To me you're just vagina number 6-0-2 Quagmire: Baby, you were crazy if you thought I loved ya Cause the 'Q' Man loves nobody, Patti: You really love nobody, Quagmire: And boy I mean nobody, Patti: And boy you mean nobody, Quagmire: But my own sweet flippin' self. Patti: What do you have to say for yourself, you slime? Quagmire: Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit? Patti: You're the most insensitive man I've ever met. Quagmire: Aw, that's not true; I've got feelings the same as the next guy. Well, last week, my grandma died, I was really uspset. Patti: Oh, I'm sorry. Quagmire: So, how about a hand job? Cause the 'Q' Man loves nobody, Patti: You really love nobody, Quagmire: And boy I mean nobody, Patti: And boy you mean nobody, Quagmire: But my own Both: Sweet, flippin' self!
Quagmire: Come on, honey, I'll make it up to you. I'll buy you some lingerie, heh. Giggity, giggity, giggidty, giggity!
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